White House scare

Looks like the natives are growing restless! The White House was evacuated an hour or so ago, and reporters and politicians were told to run to the basement! Apparently an aircraft penetrated the no-fly zone around the White House.

They missed!

Why do we always have the bad luck? Some guy chucked a grenade at Bush, and missed! Furthermore, it didn’t even go off — which is good, since it landed in a crowd of innocent people – a category W…

A couple things…

Turn in your classmates for $$$! What a great idea! Of course, the Nazis came up with it first; except that they let you turn in your parents (actually, to be fair, I found that this commonly-held view of the…