Brew gogs

You know the old adage about how they, “get better looking at closing time.”?  Turns out there’s a scientific reason for so-called “beer goggles”!  Alcohol apparently tends to affect your nucleus accumbens (oooh, now there’s a dirty word!), and causes you to find your sexual prey more attractive than if you were sober!  They did a study at the University of Glasgow (“If it’s not Scottish, it’s crap!”) that showed alcohol caused a 25% increase in how attractive people rated faces!