Burn, Canucks, Burn!

OMG! The Canadiens have decided not to be part of the U.S. anti-missile system. What’s wrong with them, eh?! Don’t they know that Fiji, Antarctica, and the Outer Hebrides could be raining nukes down on us at any second? We have to prepare! After all, why shouldn’t we spend $200 billion+ on a system that:

1. makes no sense
2. doesn’t work and can statistically never fully work (sure, so you knock down 3 out of every 4…I guess it’s just tough cookies for Houston)
3. is so anachronistic in thinking as to be laughable, if it weren’t so damn scary.

Where is the voice of reason in this country? Oh, I forgot. It was silenced under the New Nazi Patriot Act…